7 Unforgettable Seinfeld Quotes That Makes "Seinfeld" a Popular Sitcom

If You Want to Read Funny Quotes, Seinfeld is the Right Choice

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Seinfeld is one comic series that has a cult following the world over. The philosophy, the ideas, and even the dialogues from the show have become such a rage that Seinfeld fanatics have incorporated them in their daily vocabulary. Here are a few quotes Seinfeld has created in what is termed as "the funniest show ever" on television.

George Costanza, Episode: The Cafe
"She thinks I'm a nice guy. Women always think I'm nice. But women don't want nice."

Isn't that a line you hear from almost any man who has been dating women? George Constanza simply echoed the feelings of a billion men around the world. But hey, let me add my two bit here. Women do like nice guys. They want to take nice guys home to their mother. They like it when nice guys look after their needs, play equal partners, and be supportive. 

Jerry Seinfeld, Episode: The Big Salad
"People on dates shouldn't even be allowed out in public."

Elaine and Jerry are having this hilarious conversation, after Elaine informs him that she is dating someone. She feels that people can figure out just by looking at her that she is on a date. It is a big source of embarrassment for the couple, according to Jerry, who agrees with her wholeheartedly that dating couples should never venture out in the open. Do you feel the same way when you are out on a date?

Cosmo Kramer, Episode: The Handicapped Spot
"If I had a son, I would name him Isosceles -- Isosceles Kramer."

Here is a crazy line from the utterly hilarious and crazy Kramer. Kramer is admiring the triangle drawn on a piece of paper, when Jerry informs him that the triangle is an isosceles triangle. Kramer finds the word "isosceles" so interesting, that he wants to name his hypothetical child isosceles. A lame discussion about nothing, is Kramer's specialty.

Jerry Seinfeld, Episode: The Pen
"Fathers don't wear bathing suits; they wear trunks. It's kind of the same thing a tree would wear if it went swimming."

This is a classic humour from Jerry Seinfeld. Seinfeld goes on to make fun of his own dad to his friends while discussing the choice of his father's swimming wear. His cynicism is sharp, when he says that his father has bathing suits from other centuries.

Here are more rib-tickling funny Seinfeld quotes that you ought to share with your friends right now.

Jerry Seinfeld, Episode: The Visa
"To me, a lawyer is basically the person that knows the rules of the country. We're all throwing the dice, playing the game, moving our pieces around the board, but if there is a problem the lawyer is the only person who has read the inside of the top of the box."

Cosmo Kramer, Episode: The Library
"She needs a little tenderness. She needs a little understanding. She needs a little Kramer."

Jerry Seinfeld, Episode: The Shoes
"Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away."

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