18 Very Funny Valentines Made By Kids

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids

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Via The Ellen Show.

Now that's some heartwarming sibling love, isn't it?

With Valentine's Day upon us, let's take a look at some of the funniest cards hand crafted with love (mostly) by the under-ten set. Kids really do say (and do, and write, and dance to) the darndest things! 

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: She's No Jedi

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Via Viralsprint.

"Sure, she's cool. Not Star Wars cool, but still okay."  -- This kid.

Related Story: The Force Is Strong In These Funny Star Wars Memes!

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Thanks, I guess?

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Via BuzzFeed.

Translation: It'd be a shame if something... happened to you.

There's something unsettling about a love note that not-so-subtly sounds like a threat!

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: It's The Little Things

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Via HuffPost.

Dear parents,

Thank you for fulfilling my most basic needs and keeping me alive. It's a lot nicer than the alternative, I hear.

Love,

Your Awesome Kid

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Ashley Is A Busy Girl

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Via Distractify.

Don't blame Ashley. She's just a popular gal and needs to spread that Ashley love around so everybody gets a share. She's just being fair.

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Seeing Red

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Via Imgur.

You can't argue with that logic! I think more Valentine's Day cards should include laser beam eyes. Take note, Hallmark!

Speaking of Hallmark... you need to see these 20 of the funniest (and snarkiest!) Maxine cards for any occasion.

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Poop?

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Via HuffPost.

When chocolate or flowers won't do, say it with poop.

Related: These Messy Kids Totally Ruined Your Stuff (& They Aren't Even Sorry).

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Say What Now?

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Via Distractify.

Yes, falling off your dick could ruin your whole day. Better send a card.

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: I'm Flattered

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Via Funnyordie.

Typical kids: One minute they love you, one minute they hate you and think you're a piece of poo. Sounds about right. 

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: That's A Lot

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Via reddit.

This might be the greatest measurement of love I've ever seen. We need to make "I love you more than cow" a thing immediately!

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Mom Won't Let Me

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Via Someecards.

It's like Romeo and Juliet up in here! These little love bugs just won't be kept apart, even though they're far too young to actually date. Stupid rules. Stupid parents! Hrmph.

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Not!

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Via Stuffkidswrite.

 Oh yeah, well in that case, you're not adopted, kid. So there.

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Got Gas?

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Via Huffington Post.

Poor dad can't even rip gigantic farts without getting called out in a Valentine's Day card! Where's the dog? He usually doesn't mind taking the blame.

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Whaaa?

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Via LOLDamn.

Dear Mom,

If you are burping so frequently that your kid is getting embarrassed at the bus stop, it might be time to think about a few lifestyle adjustments. Maybe don't start the day by chugging bubbly soda and eating a can of beans, or whatever. Just a thought. 

K, thx.

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Brutally Honest

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Via Grabberwocky.

That's DOCTOR Piece of Crap to you, kid. I didn't go through eight years of medical school to be called mister.

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: TMI

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Via Grabberwocky.

*Sniffing armpits* Is it that noticeable? NOW you tell me!

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: Valen-tits

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Via BuzzFeed.

"Valentits Day" has to become a thing. It just HAS to!

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18 Of The Funniest Valentines Made By Kids: TMI

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Via Pop Hangover.

You can't really argue with this logic! I love you with all of my butt, too.

If you liked these funny kid-created Valentines, you will love these 20 Kids Who Are Totally Freaked Out By The Easter Bunny. (Can you blame them?!)

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