24 H*ckin' Funny Tweets From The We Rate Dogs Twitter Feed

Welcome to your new favorite Twitter feed! 13/10 would retweet

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

 If you're looking for the most consistently feel-good content on Twitter, look no further. The We Rate Dogs Twitter feed has the funny dog pictures and captions that you probably didn't even know you needed in your life until right this moment.

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Sentient Rug

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

Created by college student Matt Nelson, We Rate Dogs accepts photo submissions of dogs striking goofy faces and poses and, as the name implies, the site rates each dog on a comically skewed scale of 1-10.

Nearly all of the dogs rank over 10. For instance, you won't find any 8/10 doggos on this site; they're ALL 10, 11, 12, or even 13 out of a scale of 10. 

Via We Know Memes.

The @dog_rates scale became an instant meme in October of 2016. A Twitter user named @Brant didn't quite get the @dog_rates concept and had some criticisms about the rating system, so naturally he decided to tweet about it.

We Rate Dogs returned the fire with their typically calm, kind, and somewhat obtuse writing style (making sure to misspell Brant's name for good measure), and the "They're Good Dogs, Brent" meme was born. More »

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Goose

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

Because come on, Brent. Don't be such a miserable jerk. All dogs are good dogs and deserve the highest rating possible! Have some fun, why don't ya?

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Earl

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

The We Rate Dogs Twitter feed is characterised by the funny "voice" of the author. Dogs are "doggos," puppies are "puppers," and they've even invented an adorable substitute for all swear words, "h*ck."

 

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Gerald

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

"H*ck" or "h*ckin'" is used liberally throughout the postings, and it never really gets old! The childlike silliness of censoring a faux curse word is just too cute and always puts a smile on your face.

 

 

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Napolean

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

The feed became a big hit online, and they now even offer merchandise inscribed with some of their funniest catchphrases. In their online store, you can find hats that say, "Oh h*ck," pillows embroidered with "No shame in doin' a snooze," and other cute and funny gear that shows the world you love doggos.

 

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Tobi

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

We Rate Dogs is now available in book form! #WeRateDogs: The Most Hilarious and Adorable Pups You've Ever Seen (Skyhorse Publishing, 2017) is available now and is sure to be a huge success.

The We Rate Dogs book even has a few famous doggos in its pages! Check out Hamilton creator Lin-Manuel Miranda's dog, Tobi, who graces the pages of the book. So h*ckin' famous!

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Terrance

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

We Rate Dogs also supports charities and encourages people to "empty the shelters" every chance they get. They seem determined to not only brighten the days of all who read their tweets, but to also help doggos in need around the globe. H*ckin' inspirational!

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Street Penguins

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

Sit back and enjoy a few more examples of the kinds of funny tweets served by by @dog_rates each and every day.

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Stuck Pupper

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

I volunteer to help!

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Work Out Dog

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

Looks like this poor doggo hasn't quite gotten the hang of working out. We can totally relate!

 

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Moose

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

12/10 would snuggle so hard!

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Nelly

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

Sure, sometimes the jokes are a little bit punny, but you won't find us complaining.

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Maisie

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

Like Maisie, the whole @dog_rates Twitter feed just wants to make us smile. In a world filled with so much hate, isn't that h*ckin' refreshing?

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Jordy

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

"Scaley underwater dogs with wings!" Bwahaha!

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Huey

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

@dog_rates often uses internet words like "mlem" and "floof." Try not to laugh at those silly words! (But don't try too hard. Don't be a Brent.)

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Grizzwald

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

In other news, LOVE the name "Grizzwald!" Please tell me he's named after Clark W. Griswold (Chevy Chase) from the Vacation movies. Please?

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Good Boy

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

Don't be jealous, doggo. You're still the best.

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Ginger

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

Way to go, Ginger!

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Dave

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

Day drinking never leads to good things, Dave. Trust us.

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Darla

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

She's so cute, she could "commence a snooze" on me anyday.

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Burt

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

He thinks he's people!

 

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Undercover Doggo

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

His tongue is longer than his little legs! SO. H*CKIN'. CUTE.

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Giant Doggo

Via @dog_rates on Twitter.

For more awesome dog ratings, check out the #1 source for professional dog ratings: @dog_rates on Twitter. Keep up the great work, guys, and thanks for the laughs.