Wedding Toast Jokes

Dazzle the audience with these wedding toast jokes

'Bride and groom toasting with guests, smiling'
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Since time immemorial, humor has been used as a buffer to temper emotional situations. Weddings are stirring and poignant occasions.

Funny Quotes for Your Wedding Toast

While wedding toasts do make use of emotional words, one could also bring use the following quotes and add that much-needed dash of humor to a wedding toast.

Helen Rowland
"In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar -- a practice which is still continued."

"Marriages are made in heaven. But, again, so are thunder, lightning, tornados and hail."

Ambrose Bierce
"Love: a temporary insanity, curable by marriage."

H. L. Mencken, Prejudices, 1919
"To be in love is merely to be in a state of perceptual anesthesia -- to mistake an ordinary young man for a Greek god or an ordinary young woman for a goddess."

Erma Bombeck
"Marriage has no guarantees. If that's what you're looking for, go live with a car battery."

"Marriage is when a man and woman become as one; the trouble starts when they try to decide which one."​

"Adam and Eve had an ideal marriage. He didn't have to hear about all the men she could have married... and she didn't have to hear about how well his Mother cooked."​

Jule Renard
"Love is like an hourglass, with the heart filling up as the brain empties."​

Nick Faldo
"We were happily married for eight months. Unfortunately, we were married for four and a half years."

John Barrymore
"Love is the delightful interval between meeting a beautiful girl and discovering that she looks like a haddock."

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