18 Weird, Wild, and Utterly Hilarious Tinder Profiles

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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If someone who cries while eating burritos is attractive, just call me Miss America.

In case you didn't know, Tinder is a dating app that lets you browse the profiles of single people in your area. If you like what you see on their profile, you can swipe right to let them know you're interested, or you can swipe left to register a "not my type" response. If both parties swipe right, you can chat with them and possibly meet up in real life.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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"This is not what I meant when I told Tinder I wanted a man who was... like a horse."

Tinder sounds like fun, I guess, if you're into making a snap judgement on someone based solely on their appearance (which, let's be honest, we all kind of are. Don't deny it.). Now, we all know that the good people of the internet could never let something like Tinder exist without getting a little bit out there with their profiles.  Sometimes people get downright odd, and that's when things start to get very, very funny!

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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Something tells me that this person has a few... issues... that need to be resolved in therapy. So much therapy.

On the Best of Tinder subreddit, Redditors post some of the craziest and funniest Tinder profiles they stumble upon on their way to finding Mr. or Ms. Right. You really have to see these gems to believe them! Keep going in this gallery to see all 18 of the weirdest, wildest, and downright hysterical Tinder profiles found so far.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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If you have an image of yourself hugging a giant Photoshopped photo of yourself, I don't think you're in any position to judge a woman for being on the chubby side. #NoWeirdos 

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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Just a naked guy riding a majestic feline steed. Nothing to see here.

And of COURSE he's getting to work early. Look at that awesome mode of transportation! I wonder if he'd consider adding a carpool buddy.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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Why am I suddenly humming La Cucaracha

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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Charming! This profile screams: "I'm the kind of well-bred young lady who you'd bring home to meet the parents."
 

 

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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Oh, there's definitely a Monster in the tub, that's for sure.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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I haven't seen this many corny puns in one place since I watched that Sex And The City marathon.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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I like her. She's like a reverse Photobomber.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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"Oooh, a giant man-baby! Sexyyyyyy!" - Said no woman ever.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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So you like E.T. That's not weird, that's just.... Okay, never mind. It's weird.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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Winnie the Fool.

 

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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So he really likes . Like, a lot. He's still not as weird as the guy with E.T. 

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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Via Reddit.

What is it about guys posing in the bathtub???? Not hot, fellas.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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Via Reddit.

Always swipe right for a guy with a good sense of humor!

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever

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Via Reddit.

Not a human: You've been warned.

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18 of the Weirdest, Wildest, Funniest Tinder Profiles Ever